The sharing of marriage…

June 13, 2008

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were jus t fine – they were used to sharing everything. 

 


People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’

She answered
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THE TEETH.

 

 

 

 

 


Bank Account

June 11, 2008

I Have Just Deposited

Love and Blessings

Into your Bank Account

 

And The Best Part Is That

It Will Cost You Nothing

 

I Ask That You Just Use It In Abundance

Your Pin Number Is J-E-S-U-S

**Important Notice**

If You Lose Your Pin, You Lose Everything

 

Make A Deposit In Someone Else’s Account Today!!

May Your Troubles Be Less

Your Blessings Be More

And Nothing But Happiness

Come Through Your Door


Today

June 4, 2008

Today I wish you a day of ordinary miracles ~  
A fresh pot of coffee you didn’t make yourself.
An unexpected phone call from an old friend.  
Green stoplights on your way to work.
The fastest line at the grocery store.
A good sing-along song on the radio.
Your keys found right where you left them.
 


The World Is Mine – Oh God, Forgive Me When I Whine

May 22, 2008

Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair.
I envied her, she seemed so gay, and wished I was as fair.
When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobbled down the aisle.
She had one leg and wore a crutch.
And as she passed… a smile.

Oh God, forgive me when I whine.
I have 2 legs, the world is mine

I stopped to buy some candy. The lad who sold it had such charm.
I talked with him, he seemed so glad.
If I were late, it’d do no harm.
And as I left, he said to me, “I thank you, you’ve been so kind.
It’s nice to talk with folks like you. You see,” he said, “I’m blind.”

Oh God, forgive me when I whine.
I have 2 eyes, the world is mine.

Later while walking down the street,
I saw a child with eyes of blue.
He stood and watched the others play.
He did not know what to do.
I stopped a moment and then I said,
“Why don’t you join the others, dear?”
He looked ahead without a word. And then I knew,
he couldn’t hear.

Oh God, forgive me when I whine.
I have 2 ears, the world is mine.
With feet to take me where I’d go.
With eyes to see the sunset’s glow.
With ears to hear what I’d know.

Oh God, forgive me when I whine.
I’ve been blessed indeed, the world is mine..


“The Law of the Garbage Truck”

May 20, 2008
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!
The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly. So I asked, “Why did you just do that?This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!”
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, “The Law of the Garbage Truck.” He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full
of disappointment.
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they’ll dump it on you. Don’t take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don’t take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life’s   too  short  to  wake  up  in  the  morning  with  regrets,  so…..  “Love the people who treat you right.  Pray for the ones who don’t.” Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

 

  - David J. Pollay 

 

 

 


The Guy in the Glass

May 16, 2008

When you get what you want in your struggle for self,
And the world makes you King for a day,
Then go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that guy has to say.
For it isn’t your Father or Mother or Wife
Who judgment upon you must pass.
The feller whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the guy staring back from the glass.
He’s the feller to please, never mind all the rest,
For he’s with you clear up to the end,
And you’ve passed your most dangerous, difficult test
If the guy in the glass is your friend.
You may be like Jack Horner and “chisel” a plum
And think you’re a wonderful guy,
But the man in the glass says you’re only a bum
If you can’t look him straight in the eye.
You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartaches and tears
If you’ve cheated the guy in the glass

by Dale Wimbrow, (c) 1934


Defining Moments

May 15, 2008

Life is a series of defining moments. Seize the moment or the moment will seize you. – The Burner


The Load

May 8, 2008

It isn’t the load that breaks us down, it’s the way we carry it.


RED MARBLES

April 28, 2008

I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.   I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas.  I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas.   I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes.   Pondering the peas, I couldn’t help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me.

 “Hello Barry, how are you today?” “H’lo, Mr. Miller.  Fine, thank ya.   Jus’ admirin’ them peas.  They sure look good.” “They are good, Barry.   How’s your Ma?” “Fine. Gittin’ stronger alla’ time.” “Good.   Anything I can help you with?” “No, Sir. Jus’ admirin’ them peas.” “Would you like to take some home?” asked Mr. Miller. “No, Sir. Got nuthin’ to pay for ‘em with.” “Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?” “All I got’s my prize marble here.” “Is that right?   Let me see it” said Miller. Here ’tis.   She’s a dandy.”“I can see that.   Hmmmmm, only thing is this one is blue and I sort of go for red.  Do you have a red one like this at home?” the store owner asked. “Not zackley but almost.” “Tell you what. Take this sack of peas home with you and next trip this way let me look at that red marble” .   Mr. Miller told the boy. “Sure will.   Thanks Mr. Miller.”

Mrs. Miller, who had been standing nearby, came over to help me.   With a smile she said, “There are two other boys like him in our community, all three are in very poor circumstances.   Jim just loves to bargain with them for peas, apples, tomatoes, or whatever.   When they come back with their red marbles, and they always do, he decides he doesn’t like red after all and he sends them home with a bag of produce for a green marble or an orange one, when they come on their next trip to the store.” I left the store smiling to myself, impressed with this man.

A short time later I moved to Colorado, but I never forgot the story of this man, the boys, and their bartering for marbles. Several years went by, each more rapid than the previous one.  Just recently I had occasion to visit some old friends in that Idaho community and while I was there learned that Mr. Miller had died.  They were having his visitation that evening and knowing my friends wanted to go, I agreed to accompany them.

Upon arrival at the mortuary we fell into line to meet the relatives of the deceased and to offer whatever words of comfort we could Ahead of us in line were three young men.   One was in an army uniform and the other two wore nice haircuts, dark suits and white shirts…all very professional looking.  They approached Mrs. Miller, standing composed and smiling by her husband’s casket.  Each of the young men hugged her, kissed her on the cheek, spoke briefly with her and moved on to the casket. Her misty light blue eyes followed them as, one by one, each young man stopped briefly and placed his own warm hand over the cold pale hand in the casket.  Each left the mortuary awkwardly, wiping his eyes.

Our turn came to meet Mrs. Miller.  I told her who I was and reminded her of the story from those many years ago and what she had told me about her husband’s  bartering for marbles.  With her eyes glistening, she took my hand and led me to the casket. “Those three young men who just left were the boys I told you about.  They just told me how they appreciated the things Jim “traded” them.   Now, at last, when Jim could not change his mind about color or size….they came to pay their debt.” “We’ve never had a great deal of the wealth of this world,”  she confided, “but right now, Jim would consider himself the richest man in Idaho .” With loving gentleness she lifted the lifeless fingers of her deceased husband.   Resting underneath were three exquisitely shined red marbles.  

The Moral :   We will not be remembered by our words, but by our kind deeds.  Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath.


Hope

April 20, 2008

We may be at the end of our rope, we are never at end of hope. – LAB